Could
Your
Cat Suffer From C-AFSS?
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Do Visitors Mistake Your Cat for:
a stuffed toy
a doorstop
a cushion
a day bed
a beached bear
Moby Dick in a fur coat
In Response to Toy Toss, Does The Cat:
chase the toy
watch you retrieve the toy
open either eye in response to you chasing the toy yourself
notice the toy being dropped on it
snore
Do You Check To See If The Cat Is Breathing:
Monthly
Weekly
Daily
Hourly
Have You Seen the Cat Standing Up:
Today
This Week
This Month
This Year
Ever
Cat-Related Activity You Most Often Resort To:
waking the cat up to get it to move
making loud noises in an attempt to wake the cat
No Comment
placing cat in embarrassing postures or costumes, and taking pictures
physically toting the limp cat from place to place like luggage
Have You Taken or Considered a CPR Course With the Intention of Reviving the Cat (if necessary):
Yes, and I needed to use it
Yes but haven't needed it yet
Not yet but thinking about it
No
Certainly Not, why should I spoil a good thing
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