• Keeper of the Dishrag
• Maintainer of the Sandbox
• Prop and Defender of the 4th Castle
• Purveyor of The Feast
• Sheepdog of the Crew
• Head and Sole Grunt
• Humble acolyte at the Shrine of Our Lady of Perpetual Distraction

ATTRIBUTES:

• "Master, what must be the prime attributes of the Keeper of the Dishrag, Bedrock of the Kingdom?"
• -"Very low on everything but strength--he needs to be able to cart away the dung of the divine."
• "Master, your wisdom surpasses all."
• -"Fill my bowl with tuna."

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©JMontanye 2001
fortis, ferox, et celer