The 4th Castle:

Listen lad, I built this kingdom up from nothing, When I started here, all there was was swamp. The king said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same. Just to show 'im. It sank into the swamp. Sooo... I built a second one. It sank into the swamp. 3rd, that burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the 4th one, stayed oop!!

King of Yorkshire, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

All non-photo images from "Monstrous Manual, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons", editor Doug Stewart, © 1993 TSR, Inc.

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