A Dis to Barbie

Hi, I am Barbie. I am so skinny. If I was a real person because my body is so out of proportion, I would fall over. I am a terrible role model toward my fans. I am anorexic. I also take diet Prozac so when Ken breaks up with me I will always have a smile. I have a dream house but never have any food. Only my cats eat. I wear tiny clothes that show everything. I do not wear a bra or panties. I can teach your children to be sl**ts. So be like me - a superficial, anorexic, depressed piece of plastic with great hair.

by Stephanie