First Workshop

Some Scottish guy once wrote:

The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘men
Gang aft agley,
An’lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!

Which is Scots (don’t call it “scotch” — they hate it when you do that) for Plan all you want, it’s still gonna get screwed up. Royally. And so it goes with our first workshop.

The workshopped works are from:

  1. Elizabeth Bull: Narrative 1
  2. jennyb: The Suburban Life Ain’t What It Seems
  3. Eazy EBF: Narrative One
  4. Sugar Magnolia: The Adventures of the Jolly Postman

We’ll workshop some or all of these works in class. And we will learn from this experience.

UPDATE: The Peer Review forms are here, so click on the link and print out as many as you need. I’ll also add them to the sidebar for easier reference throughout the semester.

5 Responses to “First Workshop”

  1. Eazy EBF Says:

    Just to let you know this link will actually take you to my blog. If it can be called that.

    http://eazyebf.blogspot.com/2007/09/narrative-1.html

    -Eazy E

  2. jennyb Says:

    This link will also get you to my blog, apparently I made about four webpages for my one email because I couldnt sign in a bunch of times but here ya go

    http://raspberrysun.blogspot.com/

  3. Liz Bull Says:

    Robert Burns. He’s the Scottish guy.

  4. FTF Says:

    Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o’ the pudding-race!
    Aboon them a’ yet tak your place,
    Painch, tripe, or thairm:
    Weel are ye wordy o’a grace
    As lang’s my arm.

    The groaning trencher there ye fill,
    Your hurdies like a distant hill,
    Your pin was help to mend a mill
    In time o’need,
    While thro’ your pores the dews distil
    Like amber bead.

    His knife see rustic Labour dight,
    An’ cut you up wi’ ready sleight,
    Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
    Like ony ditch;
    And then, O what a glorious sight,
    Warm-reekin’, rich!

    Then, horn for horn, they stretch an’ strive:
    Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
    Till a’ their weel-swall’d kytes belyve
    Are bent like drums;
    Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
    Bethankit! hums.

    Is there that owre his French ragout
    Or olio that wad staw a sow,
    Or fricassee wad make her spew
    Wi’ perfect sconner,
    Looks down wi’ sneering, scornfu’ view
    On sic a dinner?

    Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
    As feckles as wither’d rash,
    His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash;
    His nieve a nit;
    Thro’ blody flood or field to dash,
    O how unfit!

    But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
    The trembling earth resounds his tread.
    Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
    He’ll mak it whissle;
    An’ legs an’ arms, an’ hands will sned,
    Like taps o’ trissle.

    Ye Pow’rs, wha mak mankind your care,
    And dish them out their bill o’ fare,
    Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
    That jaups in luggies;
    But, if ye wish her gratefu’ prayer
    Gie her a haggis!

  5. liz bull Says:

    Yay scottish cant!

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