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Ian and Topcat Dave

Name : Ian Robert Clarke Witherby
Nicknames : Straight-edge, Spidey, Old Spice, Pretty Pretty Princess
Email: iwitherby01@sprintpcs.com
Birthday : 4/8/84 (Age: 19)
Eye Color : Brown
Height : 5'10"
Relationship status : single
Major : Psychology (but possibly sec ed or counseling)
Originally From : Newton, MA
Sings : Bass
Cereal : Apple Jacks
Current Employment : Barnes and Noble Cafe (hey, it's cheap coffee)
Dreams in : Color
Favorite Quote : (1) The great tragicomedy of human life is that everybody wants to explain it in a concise statement. (2) Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Favorite Non-alcoholic beverage : coffee
Favorite Utensil : the spork
Favorite Party Game : Beirut
Favorite Blank Media : minidiscs
Favorite Genres : punk, alternative, old metal, emo
Favorite Sushi Variety : inside-out spicey salmon rolls
Favorite Fifth Grade Game : MASH
Favorite Discontinued Beverage : crystal-clear pepsi
Favorite Asian manufacturer : Sony
Something I want : a 128MB ATI Radeon video card
Something I never seem to have : a man
Score at Straight-Acting.com : 6 (haha)
Cooler Ranch or Nacho Cheesier : Cooler Ranch
Average sleep in hours/week : incalculable, due to irregularity
Coke or Pepsi : Coke
My next car : 2002 Volkswagen GTI
In my free time I : find obscure 80's theme songs online (I'm up to 140!)
Vices : Marlboro Mediums, venti quad mochas
Most inspiring time of day : dawn, right before sunrise
Pre-Packaged Food Product : Oatmeal Creme Pies
Superlative : most likely to tell everyone to remember that we're all friends, most likely to be unprepared