There's no simple way to describe Fife. He
always seems to lose his shirt to the disgust of his
teammates and spectators alike. At least the ladies seem
to like it.... oh wait Fife has the UPA record for
number of injuries in one point (14), and number of
hammers thrown at inopportune times during a game (63).
On the field, he is an enigma in the best sense of the
word whatever that may be, and is reminiscent of
Magic running the floor when he was in his prime.
Now that he's captain, he can do whatever the hell he
wants, and don't tell him
otherwise.
