Superman and Lois Lane versus Spider-Man and Mary Jane
The Fighters:
If DC Comics made a dollar for every time Superman killed Lois Lane during the Silver Age, they'd probably be the second-largest comic book company in America or something. Superman used to kill Lois Lane on a monthly basis. I didn't think anyone could be more of a dick to the woman he loved until recently when Spider-Man sold his marriage to the Devil. Seriously. So now I'm wondering who the bigger dick is. Why not pit the two sides against each other in a fight? Will Superman kill Lois Lane in the first round? Will Spider-Man use Mary Jane as bait? Will the women team up to throw off the shackles of their spandex-clad oppressors? Let's find out.