This is a Hall of Fame section for the best fighters on this site. In order to make the cut to get honored here, a fighter must have won at least seven fights (after which I tend to run out of ideas) and have won some bouts in the Contest of Champions section.
The Champions Include:
Honorable Mention:
Bruce Campbell:
Abraham Lincoln:
The Incredible Hulk:
Honorable Mention: The Cheat
Bruce Campbell
Abraham Lincoln
The Incredible Hulk
The Cheat
Bruce Campbell is the first combatant to reach a sterling 7-0 win record. A self-proclaimed B-movie actor, he is the star of such excellent cult movies as The Evil Dead and Bubba Ho-Tep. He was also in several TV series, including The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Jack of All Trades, and a guest shot on The X-Files. He made his first appearance on the page fighting Superman. It's no surprise that he won, since I don't like Supes and he has always served as the traditional fall guy for the fights page. However, he went on to face some mighty foes in the Contest of Champions, and defeated all of them soundly. After retiring undefeated, he took on a whopping one hundred foes in the Biggest Damn Fight Ever, again coming out unbeaten.
Bruce Campbell's Fights:
Superman
Christopher Walken
Adolf Hitler
The Tick
King Kong
Doctor Evil
Steve Buscemi
The Biggest Damn Fight Ever
The 16th president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln had amazing success in the arena, particularly when one considers that politicians generally get slaughtered there. Lincoln, of course, stands out for his ability to almost single-handedly hold the United States together during the Civil War. He also knew how to play congress like a fiddle. Most importantly, though, he was in the classic comic book Tales from the Bully Pulpit, where he defeats Hitler. While he didn't fight Hitler here, he did amass seven impressive victories of his own before retiring undefeated.
Abraham Lincoln's Fights:
George Washington
Calvin and Hobbes
Al Gore
The Emperor
Lex Luthor
Peter Griffin
Chuck Norris
The Hulk started out with a mediocre record, but then went on a tear in the Contest of Champions, racking up four straight wins. The Hulk earned his right to be in this section at the end by defeating Darth Vader, who beat the Hulk in his first fight. While his record is hardly spotless, it is nonetheless impressive, earning him a place here.
The Incredible Hulk's Fights:
Darth Vader
Godzilla
Hannibal Lecter
Ryoko
The Biggest Damn Fight Ever: Round Twelve
Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde
Gollum
King Kong
Samus Aran
Darth Vader rematch
The Cheat is Strongbad's sidekick from Homestarrunner.com. He's only appeared in two fights, but managed the noteworthy feat of standing toe to toe against Bruce Campbell and fighting him to a draw -- something no one else has accomplished. Thus, with his one win and one draw in two fights, the Cheat has already achieved virtual immortality on this web site. He now serves as Bruce's sidekick, fighting evil and whatnot with the Chinned One at his side.
The Cheat's Fights:
Krypto the Super Dog
The Biggest Damn Fight Ever: Round One Hundred