Round One:
After getting his bearings and emerging in pre-World War II Germany, Bruce Campbell immediately looks at Hitler addressing a crowd from afar and realizes that anyone who has that stupid of a mustache must be the bad guy. Grabbing a chain saw that seems to materialize out of a hole in the plot and his never empty shotgun, Campbell charges Hitler, firing on the crowd and cutting down anyone and everyone who gets in his way.
Unfortunately, a crowd of 10,000 Nazis is a foe tough enough to resist even a wacky and courageous man of action such as Bruce Campbell. The troops eventually overwhelm him, capture him, and toss him into a concentration camp. They're not just for Jews anymore. Round One goes to Hitler.
Round Two:
Unfortunately, big budget action films were not around in the 1930s, and if they were they would have been banned in Germany anyway. Therefore Hitler does not realize the old rule that a quirky but heroic protagonist who gets thrown into a prison by Nazis will only become more focused in his resolve to overthrow the evil empire, especially if there is a damsel in distress involved. Coincidentally, Hitler went out in the morning and kidnapped the most beautiful, scantily clad, and sexually active woman he could find and tied her to some random railroad tracks. However, he left her unattended as he was assured of her certain doom and went home to start drawing up plans to invade Russia at some point in the future. Thus, just when she is about to be hit by the train, Bruce Campbell appears and saves her.
"Hail to the king, baby."
"How did you get here?"
"I escaped a Nazi concentration camp in an incredibly way that involved a firefight and ventilation ducts, but the writer was way too lazy to put that much effort into anything."
"Oh...wanna go kill Hitler then?"
"Sure."
Round Two is a victory on principle for Bruce Campbell. Meanwhile dozens of writers roll over in their graves at the shoddy plot and atrocious dialogue. George Lucas considers me for a possible screenwriter for Episode Three.
Round Three:
After an off-screen sex scene with the anonymous female lead, Bruce Campbel bursts into Hitler's home, guns blazing. Campbell makes quick work of Adolf's private guard, and Hitler finds himself begging for his life in front of the man that he would kill given the chance. Bruce has a slight moment of value for human life and spares the fuhrer, cutting off his arms and legs in order to teach him as lesson about human suffering. Bruce Campbell goes back to the future, and Hitler dies of bloodloss considering that our hero didn't bother to study any sort of medicine and therefore doesn't know that cutting off limbs will in fact kill someone. Round Three and the match go to Bruce Campbell.
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