Okay, here's the deal:
Some time ago, Bruce Campbell became the first person to ever retire undefeated from the fights section. With an astounding record of 7-0, he was just too unstoppable to keep around. Well, now we're going to find out exactly how unstoppable he is. He and 100 other fights from this page are about to enter the Biggest Damned Fight Ever. This will be a 100 round affair that will test the limits of Bruce Campbell's endurance. Is he truly the king?
The rules of the fight are simple: each fighter gets one round against the champ. If Bruce Campbell gets to the end, there is no question about it: he is truly unbeatable.
This fight includes every person who has ever appeared as a challenger on In This Corner up to this point, with the following exceptions. Eighteen fighters are abstaining from the fight for their own reasons. They are:
The stage is set. Now...here we go.
Rounds One Through Ten
Mighty Mouse (Posing in tattoo parlors)
Teddy Roosevelt (Hunting big game in Africa)
Franklin Roosevelt (Traveling through the Abyss so he can fight and defeat fear itself)
Christopher Walken (Hiding in the Abyss and waiting to take on FDR again)
Shaft (Just too cool for my page these days)
Iron Man (Black Sabbath's version, currently defending his championship in the Contest of Champions)
Vinnie Jones (He threatened to rip my ears off if I ever talked to him again)
Hannibal Lecter (Traveling abroad and enjoying fine foods)
Max Headroom (Currently in negotiations for a movie adaptation of his life)
Mr. T (Kicking ass and taking names)
Ryoko (Lying naked on my bed)
Carrie Cole (Way too busy for something like this)
Optimus Prime (Busy filming the next Transformers movie)
Steve Buscemi (Weaseling out of things, like usual)
The Tin Woodman (Busy ruling the kingdom of the Winkies)
The Knights of the Dinner Table (Because my friend Beth threatened to kill me if I cause them any pain)
Shirley Temple (Still recovering from her fight with Spawn)
Mr. Roboto (In for servicing with IBM)
Rounds Eleven Through Twenty
Rounds Twenty-One Through Thirty
Rounds Thirty-One Through Forty
Rounds Forty-One Through Fifty
Rounds Fifty-One Through Sixty
Rounds Sixty-One Through Seventy
Rounds Seventy-One Through Eighty
Rounds Eighty-One Through Ninety
Rounds Ninety-One Through One Hundred