Polly Perkins

Nickname: P-fiz(zzle), PFunk, P, Polly Pocket
Little Known Fact: Her head is acutaly shaped like a tophat. THAT'S how it stays on. 
Quote: “Hey guys I just found a sweet alleyway over there. (pause) I think I’m guna go pee in it”
A Little Ditty: 
Her skirt is always below her ass
and she shotguns beers so fast!
On the field she brings spirit and spunk
No one can throw down like P-Funk!