Well, you know what they said? They said I smelled funny! That's right. A human told a cat that she smelled bad. The nerve!They said that I have a habit of rolling around on the filthy basement floor, and often walk around with pieces of hay sticking out all over my coat after a romp with the rabbits. They said that I hadn't had a bath since they adopted me almost three years ago.

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