Pumpkin World Domination


Greetings Human!


Welcome to our new home on the web! Here you will find out all sorts of information about Pumpkin World Domination (PWD) and His Glorious Plan to Take Over the World (the Plan)! A new era is quickly approaching, and we need a new sort of leader to command us. Join us now, or suffer the consequences.

Links:
About Pumpkin: Just who is the General?
The Plan: What is His Glorious Plan to Take Over the World! all about?
Frequently Asked Questions: I'm a stupid human and none of this makes sense.
Propaganda: I want to join the cause and help spread the world of Pumpkin World Domination! What can I do?

Note: No cats were hurt in the making of this website (but several stupid humans were). Please send all questions or comments to the stupid human webmaster at: bhayden@emba.uvm.edu

Note again: Rumors that the General has a weak bladder and pees wherever he wants are not true. The General uses his litter box exclusively, and anyone who spreads rumors to the contrary will be publicly executed.

The stupid human webmaster has forced us to put a link to her website on this page. Click here to go to exit this glorious website. But be forewarned: we have logged your IP address and will seek retribution at a later date.