WACO (wacko) is the arm of the OC community devoted to climbing
and fighting gravity while on rock and ice.
WACO sponsors weekly climbing workshops for beginners at the
Vertical Wall and diverse, more advanced clinics on rock and ice.
This club is also referred to as LOCO.
Brett Merlin is the 2002-2003 coordinator for LOCO.
Loosely Organized Climbing Organization.
The
club is devoted to climbing and fighting gravity while on rock and
ice.
Trad climbing, bouldering and sport climbing disciplines are all
represented here! Also WACO (Whatever
Afternoon Climbing Organization) sponsors weekly climbing workshops
for
beginners at the Indoor Climbing Wall, located in the Gutterson
complex,
and diverse, more advanced clinics on rock and ice through the UVMOC.
There
is also a bouldering hallway located in the downstairs of Patrick
Gym.
Fall 2002
UVM Indoor Climbing Wall Located in the Gutterson Complex
Hours are Sunday-Thursday from 5pm-10pm beginning Sunday 9/8/02.
Cat Scratch Accepted.
$5 for a one time belay test.
$3 for a per session climbing fee.
$3 for a 3 climb test-to-see (manager/monitor belayed).
$25 for a 10-session punch card
$45 for a one-semester climbing pass, $80 for the year
-Harnesses will be rented at a cost of $1 per session
-Climbing shoes will be rented for $2 per session.
-Helmets will be provided free of charge at climber's discretion.
A
Rock Climber's Guide to the University of Vermont
By
Brett Merlin
Introduction
Congratulations, you are attending one of the greatest climbing
universities in the country. So now that you are here where are you
going to get out and enjoy the fresh air of the crags? I mean
looking around campus it seems a little unfeasible that there would
be any climbing around. Maybe if someone appoxied some holds
underneath the roof of Angell lecture hall there might be something,
but other than that this place looks a little barren. I will let
you in on a little secret; UVM is such a great climbing school
because of its location to the rest of the crags around New
England. You are not going to find some place that is five minutes
off campus, but you will find a plethora of crags that are about 2
hours away. I am going to lead you in the right direction to make
the most of your climbing career at this great social institution.
The first thing that you are going to need to get out is a car.
Here you have two options; you can either get your own or become
best friends with someone else who has a car. Since the majority of
the climbing sites are within a car ride this is extremely
important. So when picking a climbing partner it is imperative to
find someone who has a car.
Petra Cliffs Climbing Gym
Let's say that you don't have a car and that the only thing that you
have is a bike. Basically you have two options if you are in
Burlington:
Petra Cliffs Climbing Gym or Ethan Allen Park. Petra is
a great place to hone your skills and get some burly strength. In
my opinion this place is THE premier climbing gym in the area.
Petra has an incredible bouldering cave and great leads. The toproping is pretty good also. If you want to get strong the trick
is to boulder there a bunch. You will meet a ton of psyched
climbers in the bouldering cave who are always looking for partners
or for someone to go outside. If you can become a regular at Petra
then I guarantee that you will see substantial advances in your
climbing. However, this place can be rather addicting. So if the
weather is good, try to spend the least amount of time in here and
go outside. Believe me; once winter comes you will be spending
enough time in Petra daydreaming about climbing outside to make your
mouth drool. Another reason this place is so cool is that they have
regular route setting sessions on Sundays. So just go in and make
sure that you meet the right people and then they will let you set.
It is not a big deal at all. If your problem sucks someone will
take it down and put something else up, but if it is good people
will rave about it all over the gym.

Ethan Allan Park
Your second option is Ethan Allen Park. Very few people know about
this place. Everytime I go there I think that it is pretty
remarkable that there are these huge boulders and crags right in
Burlington. So get on your bike, strap a crashpad to your back and
get peddling. This will not only serve as a way to get there but
will also give you a good leg burn. Ethan Allen is considerably
underdeveloped. The problems there are dirty and many times the
people will ask you what the hell you are doing with that strange
looking backpack. Just be patient with them and slowly explain what
bouldering is and then be on your way. My favorite problem at Ethan
Allen is the "Red Line Traverse". It is located along the dirt path
that runs along the street and then veers away into the woods. It
is a fairly obvious problem and should not be too hard to find. My
favorite way to climb it is from left to right. Start on the
far-left corner and then work your way around the boulder. Once the
red line begins be sure to only use the holds below the line and
then once the line teeters out go for the awesome top out. The fall
is pretty hard so it's a good idea to go with some friends who also
have pads.
"The Red Line Traverse" at Ethan Allen Park.
The
majority of the problems at Ethan Allen are really mossy and nasty
so be sure of what you are pulling on. In general this place has a
lot of potential and is also just a really cool place to walk around
and check out.

UVM Bouldering Hall
If
you can't find the time to head out to Ethan Allen or Petra then you
are going to have to find a place on campus to climb. People will
tell you to go out to the UVM climbing wall or the bouldering
hallway. These places are great if you are just starting out and
want to learn about the sport. The bouldering hallway is pretty fun
to climb at the first couple times you go, but after that it begins
to get really boring. The place is hot and sweaty all the time.
The genius that created it placed some hot water heaters through
it. It also has no windows. I begin to feel like a lab rat inside
there. Anyway, the coolest thing about the bouldering hallway is
the traverse. Begin at the entrance doorway and traverse clockwise
around the entire place. The crux is the electrical box. Remember
that the box is not on route and make a point to be sure not to
touch it. Continue around until you have reached the entrance
again. If you are feeling good go for another lap, or two, or
three... I think that the most important things to bring to the
bouldering hallway are water, climbing shoes, chalk and a boom box.
Everyone else will praise you for bringing some musical climbing
motivation. Please try to stay away from the Reggie or jam bands
because the place is already so hot and with that music I will
probably just fall asleep on the cushy carpeting. Remember, this
place is for training and not for sleeping.
UVM
Climbing Wall
The
UVM climbing wall is also fun and I find that it is pretty
challenging. You won't find many routes like it outside but at
least it is climbing. If you cant find the
time to make it down to Petra
Cliffs the wall is a good place. If you want
to get strong climb a little on the wall and then workout upstairs
on the machines. The people at the wall are super nice and are more
than willing to teach how to belay and climb.
Lower Bolton
So
all of this indoor talk is making you tired and sleepy, I bet you
are itchin' to get out and do some real climbing. Where to
begin...? Bolton Valley has some really awesome climbing that is
only about 20 to 40 minutes away from campus by car. Here there are
two areas, Upper and Lower Bolton. The first area you come to is
Lower Bolton. Here the approach is 31 seconds, exactly. Pretty
nice compared to other approaches. The cliff is great for top
roping and has a couple of fun leads too. One of the main draws for
me is to take my friends who are just getting into the sport. It's
a great place to introduce them and get them psyched. It is also
fun because I can set up two climbs on the same rope, a project for
me and a good intro climb for my friends. The most classic case of
this is setting up a top rope on the left side of the "A Crack".
The left "A" is a fun 5.9 or 10 and just to the left of that on the
face is a bolted 5.12 which is super thin. Everyone has a great
time and it caters to a whole bunch of levels of climbing. Another
fun climb at Lower is the 5.10+ mixed bulge that is to the right of
the "A" crack about 100ft or so. It is around the corner to the
right and is super sporty in the beginning and comes over a fun
bulge that is well bolted. The last 20 feet or so goes up a thin
finger crack that is well protected with medium size nuts. The end
is a little run out and a little frictiony, but super fun. Clipping
the last bolt is a big relief. To the right of that climb and
around the corner is a great two pitch 5.6. Climb up to a large
ledge, set and anchor and then bring your buddies up. Then climb up
a big crack and then left, clip a bolt or two and then top out on
the big ledge. Set an anchor and bring your friends up again while
staring at the view. While looking at the view just be sure to
ignore I-89 eyesore. Once your friends are up bust out some food,
water, and approach shoes then walk down the decent trail. Another
thing that I should mention about this area is the human impact.
Many climbers visit this area and have severely destroyed some
parts. This is private land and should be treated as such. At any
moment the landlord could order that no one could climb on his
land. On that note be sure to pack out all of your trash or pick
some trash up if you see it. Also try and stay on the designated
trails to prevent any more erosion. It drives me nuts when I see
careless climbers leaving trash and destroying the area for everyone
else. All it takes is one bad climber to ruin the place for
everyone. Lower Bolton could be a great example for other climbers
to follow if we show the world that we are safe, clean, and
environmentally conscious.
Upper Bolton
Upper Bolton is significantly different from Lower. Park at the
Long Trail entrance and follow the trail up to the climbs. The
approach is a little dangerous so be extra careful. Cross the river
behind the houses and go up the trail past the sign that points
towards the cliffs. Hop up some boulders and some sketchy rocks to
the crag. Be careful though I have twisted one too many ankles on
the way up. Here there are some fun challenging sport climbs but
for the most part there are a lot of awesome trad lines. The cracks
are as good as you are going to get around Burlington. "Captain's
Crack" is about a 5.7 or so and is an awesome lead. Be sure to
bring a 60 meter rope or double ropes because the climb is long.
The beginning is a little run out so be sure to bring a solid head.
The rest of the climb is well protected with all kinds of fun
moves. The end of the climb is at a tree. It overlooks the entire
valley and is breath taking. Belay your partner up and then rap
down before the rain comes in, the belay is not a place you want to
be hanging out at for a long time. It's pretty exposed and the
easiest way down is the way you came up. Set a rappel and be sure
that the rope is not dragging over any sharp edges. Once down work
your way over to the far right of the crag to the "Rose Crack" and
the "Thorn". These are two awesome hand and finger cracks that will
blow your mind. The anchor at the top of the "Rose" is set way back
so be sure to bring your static. The "Thorn" is a little bit easier
to set up so you could probably do it with some runners and
cordelette. The "Rose" is a slightly overhanging finger and
handcrack that is just incredible. Every move is unique and at the
end your hands might not even be bloody! The "Thorn" is a solid
thin finger crack with a large reachy move to the left at the end.
Both are awesome lines. Upper Bolton has all kinds of stuff and I
am finding something new there every time I go. It is more of a
commitment than Lower Bolton so I would not suggest taking your
friends who are just starting out without having done some prior
recon on the area.
Rumney, NH
Lets say that its Friday night and you have all day Saturday to
climb but are busy on Sunday. The perfect place to go for this kind
of situation is Rumney, NH. Its only about two hours away and has
some awesome sport climbing. It is one of the cushiest kinds of
climbing I have found in terms of access and what you need to
bring. If you are going here, be sure to get your hands on the
Rumney guide by Ward Smith. He has done a great job of
communicating where climbs are and what not in his book. Rumney is
kind of like an outdoor climbing gym. Lots of sport climbers
willing to take falls. The climbing there is awesome. This is a
great place to bring some of your friends who have not climbed that
much. The majority of the areas have a lot of 5.8s and 5.10s. The
most distinctive place about Rumney is the bombproof eyebolts.
These huge rings are probably one of the most solid bolts that I
have ever seen. After being concreted in, they are not moving at
all. Many of the top anchors have carabiners on them so it makes
cleaning that much easier. Rumney can get super crowded on the
weekends especially during leafpeeping season. This place is
absolutely gorgeous during the fall. Driving route 25 to get there
is one of the most beautiful sights that I have seen. The trees are
on fire and the entire way you drive next too this stream with red
covered bridges all over the place. When you get to Rumney the view
is unforgettable. Climbing on good friction with red, yellow, and
orange leaves everywhere is pretty awesome. If you get there on the
weekend during the fall you will run into a lot of crowds of
climbers coming up from Boston and all over New England. Try and
stay away from the Parking Lot Wall, the Meadows, and 5.8 Crag
because they can get busy. If you really have a desire to climb at
these areas get there really early and warm up on them to avoid the
crowds. If you are looking for a nice quiet serene climbing you
will probably not find it here during the fall. This place is still
a great time though. After a long day of climbing go for a dip in
the river that has a swimming hole right out of the first parking
lot. Trust me, it is deep enough if you jump off of the big boulder
into the water. Some other good areas to go are the Darth Vader
Wall, Waimea Wall, Jimmy Cliff, Main Cliff, and Bonsai. Some fun
routes that everyone should try are Waimea, Flying Hawaiian,
Masterpiece, Apocalypse Later, Jugline, Peer Pressure, the list is
endless.
The
author on "The Flying Hawaiian"
Be
sure to be super nice to the locals while you are walking along the
road. It is easy to see how the amount of climbers walking around
their town can easily aggravate them. Rumney is also a great place
to climb during the beginning of winter. It is suprisingly warm.
Be sure to find a wall that gets lots of direct sunlight and you can
climb in a longsleave shirt and a pair of fleece pants. The most
dangerous part about climbing in Rumney is the approaches and
descents. The path is very rocky and when some of the leaves fall
over the rocks it is very easy to slip and break yourself. Don't
just walk; PLACE your feet when you are walking around the crags.
Although this area is mostly sport climbing there is also some trad
climbing. At Main Cliff you will find a bunch of mixed routes and
at the 5.8 Crag a fun trad route is the 5.8 Crack By the Road
(5.7). Overall Rumney is a great climbing place that is only 2
hours away from campus. Be sure to leave by about 6 or 7 so that
you can get there at about 8 to make sure that you get a spot in one
of the lots. If you don't get a spot it is easy to get screwed.

Pawtuckaway State Park, NH
Another great get away spot in New Hampshire is Pawtuckaway State
Park. This place is well known for its awesome bouldering. It's
about two and a half-hours from campus so it's a little more
committing than Rumney. The first time I went here with a bunch of
buddies we used some crappy downloaded guide off of the internet.
It took us hours to find the boulders. We were marching all over
the place, through private property and all kinds of stuff. When we
thought we were there our luck ran out and we were misplaced again.
After many hours of walking through thick brush with big crashpads
on our back we finally found some bouldering worthwhile. Like I
said before this place is awesome. If you have half a brain (unlike
myself and some of my friends the first time) you should be able to
find the Natural Boulders. This area has a lot of really high
quality problems in a close vicinity to one another. My favorite
problem in this area is Ride the Lightning (V6). The sloping top
out has kicked my ass one too many times. After you get through the
diagonal crack section and into the crimps and then on to the
sloping top out throw a leg over and just trust that it will stay.
Keep mantling until you are absolutely sure that you have gotten to
the top. Believe me, if you think you are all in the clear think
again. The sloppiness will throw you off and you will be looking at
an eight-foot fall. Be sure to bring at least four pads with you to
make the landing a little soft, and it wouldn't hurt to bring
someone who actually knows how to spot. The Bouldering Guide to
Pawtuckaway State Park by Tim Kemple is an awesome start to a great
area. A new section of the park is being currently developed called
Blair Woods; hopefully all of those problems will be in the next
edition of the guidebook. Pawtuckaway is mainly bouldering but
there are some opportunities to rope up. The slabs and the upper
cliffs on the way to the Natural Boulders are pretty cool to set up
but I prefer the bouldering personally. Oh yeah, while you are on
the way to the Natural Boulders and after you pass the slabs be sure
to hop on Overlooked (V4) it's a super awesome problem that gets...
well you will understand.

The author on "Overlooked"
Smugglers Notch
Another bouldering area that is pretty good is Smuggler's Notch. If
you only have an afternoon to get out and climb this place is
awesome. Primetime is during the fall. The leaves are gorgeous and
the bouldering is not that bad either. The friction could be better
but the climbing is still a blast. This place is constantly being
developed. An old guidebook has been published by the Duke of
Jefferson and is not too good. The problems are hard to find so
it's more of a self-discovery kind of deal. After warming up at the
Work Out Wall my favorite problems are Primate 2001, The Fin, and
First Blood.

The
crew at the "Workout Wall"
The
author on "The Fin"
If
you like mantling problems try the "One Eyed Monster".
Ward sending the "One Eyed Monster"
The
main parking lot area has some great problems just feet from the
paved lot. The only downside is that you can find yourself in the
middle of a bunch of leafpeepers who give you weird looks. But
don't worry about that, just focus on what is important. Some of
the landings here are not too good so it's probably a good idea to
bring at least two pads and some good spotters. I have sprained my
ankle pretty well so don't take any problem lightly. Smuggs has a
small window during the year in which to climb so be sure to get out
there a bunch during the beginning of the fall semester. Another
thing that you need to be careful of is being hit by the big SUVs
along RT 108. Smuggs is the place to go if you only have some
morning classes and the aesthetic value of the area is
unforgettable.

The Finn |

Ward sending the "One Eyed Monster"
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North Conway, NH
If
you are looking to get a little more remote and are into some
multi-pitching New England has its share. Unfortunately it's a
little bit of a drive to get to some of the good stuff. One super
famous and really cool place is Whitehorse in North Conway. You may
feel a little odd parking by a hotel in the middle of nowhere, but
that is just what you are supposed to do. I have only done The
Beginner's Route (5.5R) but it was really cool. The day my climbing
partner and I got there we were going to do the Standard Route which
is really popular but it was busy. So we hopped on another one that
was close. Whitehorse has one section that is a giant slab. It
kind of reminds me of a tsunami wave about to crush the entire city
of North Conway. Be sure to bring some comfortable shoes and the
extra sticky rubber because the slab can get thin. I recommend
starting early at about 7am just to be safe. Plan on topping out
around noon to miss the afternoon rain at all costs. Rain on a slab
equals no fun. It's also good to start early so that you beat the
crowds. The view is pretty spectacular looking down on North
Conway. The hardest pitch on the Beginner's Route was the 5.5R
pitch that was not physically hard but just mentally taxing. At
least I was going from one set of two bolt anchors to another.
There was absolutely no protection and the fall would have been
pretty horrendous. I found that the best thing to do is just put
your head down and walk, one foot in front of the other. If you can
find little depressions in the slab be sure to use those because
they will give you the best friction. After reaching the upper
slabs my partner and I found ourselves confronted with some easier
super run out slabs. Here it is important to keep your head
together and not think about what might happen if you trip. It's
about 6 pitches of slab scraping fall on the way down. Sometimes we
found it appropriate to short rope some of the sections. I managed
to find a small Alien placement that made that section a little more
bearable. Basically I should say that you need to keep your head
together the entire way up. Don't let up one bit. Slab is serious
business. The down climb was not bad at all. Just be sure to
remember to bring walk off shoes in your backpack. The signs are
well marked and it's not a problem. Just be prepared in case you
confront a day hiker who might ask you something along the lines of
"Why did you climb up that way when the trail is much easier?".
Restrain yourself, give a smirk and continue back down to the car.
After you and your partner have finished loading the car drive back
to the main street of North Conway to find the EMS that is inside a
hotel. It's a unique experience that every climber should see.
Feel free to wear your nasty rancid climbing clothes in the store,
it's practically expected. Then on the way back to Burlington soak
in all of the view on the Kangamangus Scenic Highway.
Keene Valley, NY
Another fun multi-pitch slab climb is in the Adirondacks. The Keene
Valley in New York boasts a ton of great trad climbing. The Regular
Route on Chapel Pond Slab is a lot of fun. It is a little bit more
involved that the Beginner's Route at Whitehorse so be prepared. Be
sure to bring a guidebook with you because if you happen to get off
route you can find yourself in some hairy situations. The slab
climbing here is a lot of fun. Many of the pitches are run out but
are still a good time.
Chapel Pond Slab
This route has the option of climbing through a little cave
section. If your second, who is carrying the pack, still has enough
energy to do the cave go for it. The moves are a lot of fun and the
pro is pretty good. Once you have gotten to the top head right
along a little path until you find a faint decent path consisting of
rappels off of trees. The first pitch of the decent can be
carefully downclimbed. It is much faster this way but if your
partner is a little clumsy set up a quick rap. After the first
pitch the next couple are pretty obvious. Be sure to bring double
ropes on this climb because it makes the rappel a lot easier. Also
be sure to bring extra rap rings because sometimes they are
missing.
 
Shawangunks, NY
When three and four day weekends roll around pack up the car with
every climbing item you have, fill the gas tank and head to the
Gunks. The five hour drive to New Paltz is well worth it. The
first time I pulled into the town and saw the Trapps, Near Trapps,
and Skytop I could feel the climbing tradition hit me over the head
like a kid trying to steal out of the cookie jar. This is one of
the places where climbing was born in North America. Passing by
Rock and Snow (the local climbing shop) was like seeing the Statue
of Liberty for the first time. After driving up to the cliffs buy a
day pass (it's overpriced but goes to a good cause), stop drooling
and get on the rock. If trad climbing is your thing then you are in
the right area. I have spent most of my time solely in the Trapps
area and I recommend Laurel, Rohedendron, Ken's Crack, and Nosedive.
Walking along the Carriage Road with all the other climbers makes
you feel right at home. This is the way it is supposed to be! The
climbing is endless and the history is dense. The guidebook to the
Gunks is pretty hard to follow because all the routes look the
same. Don't be shy to ask anyone what route is what, they will
gladly help out a fellow climber in search of beta. The most
important things to bring in a Gunks rack are flexible stem cams,
tricams, and nuts. If you have any questions about a rack just ask
the guys at Rock and Snow. The bouldering in the Gunks is also
quite famous. After Ivan Green and Marc Russo published the first
bouldering guide to the Gunks the place has been crawling with
boulderers, and for good reason. The bouldering is some of the best
I have ever seen. Just knowing that I am pulling on the same rock
as John Gill once did makes my fingers tingle. Be sure to do the
Gill Egg, the Lorax, the Buddah, the Box Car Traverse, the list is
endless. Just get the guidebooks and you will see what I mean.
The
author on the "Gill Egg"
If
you are looking for camping the best place is "Camp Slime" which is
just across from the bridge in the Trapps. Camping is free but just
remember to fill out one of the blue forms for your car. Also be
sure to set up a tent early because those few spots go quick. It's
pretty cool that you can sleep practically at the crag. Another
good reason to set up a tent is because every time I have gone it
has started to rain on my bivi at 2:30am. If you are looking to see
big names and good climbers, the Gunks is the place. Don't be
surprised if you happen to run into the Lowell brothers because
Brett lives in New Paltz. A bunch of film festivals come through
the area and I highly recommend them. I can't say enough good
things about this place to do it justice.

Endnote
I
have just talked about a couple of places in which I like to climb
and have tried to highlight some neat places at each of the areas.
I hope that this guide has helped to point you in the right
direction. If some of the specific descriptions seem a little hard
to follow just remember that I am literally acting out these moves
while I am typing them on the computer so bare with me. Believe me,
it will all make sense once you get out there and see it for
yourself. Another thing... remember that climbing is dangerous and
this guide should only be used as a reference the most valuable
information is personal experience. Conditions at the crags change
all the time and everyone should take personal responsibility for
their own actions. When travelling to all of these areas remember
to give climbers a good name and do not jeopardize the access to the
areas. In many areas climbing is a privilege that can be easily
taken away. Also, get expert instruction or be sure to go with
someone who knows what they are doing. I hope to see you all out
climbing in some form or another. Remember, the best way to get
better at climbing is by climbing.
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