In his freshman year at UVM he left the
frisbee team to pursue a career as a professional
stripper in Antarctica. He returned in the winter
because it was cold.
Personal
Pursuits:
Undecided.
What actually is going to
happen:
He's going to be a model husband,
bringing home the bacon working as an accountant in
Brookline, taking long weekends to their summer house on
the Vineyard.
