• You'd rather watch the Flyers on TV than see a live Sharks game.
• You only buy orange highlighters.
• You look around on Halloween and think that it's either Eric Lindros' birthday or there's a whole lot of bandwagoneers around.
• You honestly believe Garth Snow saves more than Jesus.
• You're much more impressed by meeting John LeClair than Bill Clinton.
• You hate your friend's best friend just becuase she's an Avalanche fan.
• Checked a book out of the library entitled, "Existence of Evil Spirits" trying to figure out how to exorcise the Devils.
• You know off the top of your head who Zubie, Pods, Ducky and Rico are and why they're called that.
• You name your plants things like Hawerchuk and Niinimaa.
• Rod Brind'Amour is your posterboy.

Last updated: 14 February 1998 Send Comments to: Eleanor Rodgers, erodgers@zoo.uvm.edu Copyright © 1998 UVM Classics Department All Rights Reserved.