Round One:
The oompaloompas have finally cast off the shackles of servitude toward Willie Wonka. In a bloody but glorious revolution, the proletariat-class oompas overthrew their evil bourgeoise overlord, Mr. Wonka. Unfortunately, as is the result following many communist revolutions, the oompaloompas are now starving to death, since COMMUNISM DOES NOT WORK IN THE REAL WORLD. (I put that in all caps in hopes of getting the point across to certain idiot college students who think the ideals they dream up in a pot-induced haze will somehow become reality. Naturally, they'll all ignore me and resume their games of ultimate frisbee and protests for the legalization of hemp. GET A JOB, YOU FRIGGIN' HIPPIES! See, they won't listen to that, either.)

Seeing as times are tough in the Wonka factory, what with Willie Wonka's corpse attracting flies and thousands of oompaloompas dying of chocolate poisoning, several of the orange-skinned creatures depart for a new land and a new lifestyle. They travel to Tasmania, because for some reason places that have large quantities of poisonous animals actually attract tourists rather than repel them. The Tasmanian Devil sees the midget-like critters walking en masse across the landscape of his native home and decides to go into a feeding frenzy. Unfortunately for Taz, the oompaloompas are prepared for wild animal attacks. You don't go through a horriffically bloody revolution without keeping some guns and explosives. When the oompaloompas see the Tasmanian Devil approaching in his cyclone-like frenzy, they pull out their firearms, assume defensive positions, and let their attacker eat lead. Taz does in fact eat many of the bullets that fly his way. Several others pierce his hide, and those things sting like hell. Even the mighty Tasmanian Devil is forced to retreat from the oompaloompa onslaught. Round One goes to the oompaloompas.

Round Two:
Wounded in both body and pride, Taz is forced to try a different tactice. While the oompaloompa horde marches through Tasmania devouring everything in its path like a group of ravenous orange piranhas, Taz goes underground -- literally. He digs his way beneath the surface of the earth and heads toward the orange-skinned devils that have invaded his homeland. Finally, he emerges in a spinning fury right in their midst. It's a dangerous tactic that puts everything on the line. If Taz can't overwhelm the oompaloompas, they will certainly destroy him before he can make it back underground. Fortunately, he gets the initial advantage of surprise, and several oompaloompas die before they even know what hit them. Chunks of orange and green guts fly everywhere while cries of alarm surge through the oompaloompa ranks. Round Two goes to the Tasmanian Devil.