University of Vermont

BUSTED! CDT Seen Outside Bn HQ in Green VW Bug!

While he clearly tried to camouflage his light green VW beetle with snow, CDT Dorso had the audacity to park it in the parking lot of the Green Mountain Battalion Headquarters. In a bold attempt to escape with his dignity, he rushed to the parking lot to move the POV. However, security cameras were able to catch his car, which was impeccably decorated with pretty pink flowers. Apparently CDT Dorso assumed that his initial semester counseling with MAJ P. was the only thing he had to worry about today. Sorry, Cadet, better bring your Tonka truck next time!