Kristen Orzolek

Nickname: Kojack, Kojangles, New Kojack City
Best Known For: having a huge wingspan=crraaazzy D, being an authentic New England biddie, “Welp, seeeee ya later!”, she has a steady hand on the field and at the flip cup table
Quote: “A woman walked in for a house plant. A houseplant from the store? A house plant she wanted, the TREE TRUNK she got.”
A Little Ditty:  
Her hucks can fly to outer space
On the mark she'll get up in yo' face
For five years she brought the heat to the dance floor
We wish we could have you for one year more!