Heather Calabrese

Nickname: Sweatpants
Info: She cuts like a knife.
Life Goal: Heather is going to be the woman to train a manatee to speak. After winning Animal Planet’s “America’s Most Talented Animal” with her Manatee, “Ruby”, she will retire to Key West with her porpoise and together they will write their life story entitled “Deep Thoughts with Ruby”
Quote: “Do you like Jaeger?”
A Little Ditty:  
Even though she works at a grocery store
She'll still eat a hamburger off the floor
On the field she makes unstopable cuts
And everyone is jealous of her butt!