Triangle Man versus Superman
A Special Non-Fight
The Fighters:
Triangle Man does everything a triangle can. If you haven't heard the song "Particle Man" by They Might be Giants, listen to the mp3 below. It will be worth your while. Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, yadda yadda yadda. He's back. I know I told you he died, but if DC got to bring him back when the book was less popular than my webpage, then I get to do it too. FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!!!
Talk of the Tape:
Triangle Man
Superman

I promised everyone a special non-fight, and here it is:

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Superman.
They have a fight, Triangle wins.
Triangle Man.

Rounds one, two and three go to Triangle Man...what did you think I meant by a non-fight???

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