Round One:
Angel Grove, the spot where all fights for the Power Rangers inevitably take place. The command center, ran by a floating head and a schitzo robot named Alpha-5. The rangers are gathered around Zordon, the big giant head as he informs them of immediate danger coming from outer space in the form of large mechanical monsters called Gundams.

Jason, the Red Ranger: Gundams! They sound like the work of Lord Zed and Ridda Repulsa. They must be stopped before they wreck Angel Grove.

Zordon: Ummm...I advice caution Rangers, they are REALLY big...

Tommy, the White Ranger: Size doesn't matter Zordon! It's how you use it! Isn't that right Kimberly?

Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, looks over at Tommy, trying not to laugh: "Ummm...Yeah Tommy...thats right..*snicker*"

Zordon interupts the sexual innuendo and tells the Rangers to "power up" and go destroy the Gundams. The Rangers change into their various multicolored outfits and teleport into the always nearby vacent canyon.

The appear in a funky looking beam of light. Overhead the Gundams come into view, followed closely by the Epyon, piloted by Zechs. Wing Gundam Zero Custom (from Endless Waltz) flies in overhead, its large metallic angel wings spread wide in all their majestic mecha glory as the Wing Zero lands, stiring up dust everywhere. The Sandrock drops down like...well...a rock and lands in a crouching position, Scimitars drawn and ready, Heavyarms landing behind Sandrock, cannons aimed at the Power Rangers. The Gundam Alton flips into view, standing tall and proud as it lands, Dragon heads extended, fire bristling from between their metallic maws. And finally the Gundam Deathscythe Hell Custom falls into view, demonic wings spread open as it passes in front of the sun, giving the characteristic "I am Batman!" look as it drops down, beam scythe blazing as the Gundam stands in all its unholy Shinigami glory. Round One goes to the Gundams for the best intro. Teleporting is just so lame, huge fraggin' mecha dropping from the sky ready to battle just so rocks.

Round Two:
The Power Rangers see the huge fraggin Gundams and damn near cream their spandex. They then spend the next 5 minutes calling on their "Zords" (I'm giving them the Thunder Zords, mainly because they were the only decent looking ones in the whole lot.) The Gundam pilots just sit there and power up their weapons. Round Two goes to the Gundams for being able to chill and not laugh at the pathetic Rangers doing a bunch of useless shit martial arts to call on a few mechs.

Round Three:
Jason jumps into the Red Dragon Thunderzord and engages the Gundams. Heero in the Wing Zero Custom takes the offensive and challenges Jason. Jason converts his Zord into its battloid mode and grabs its combat staff while Heero drops his beam rifle and draws a beam saber, igniting it in a flash of plasma energy. Jason charges Heero's Gundam, beam saber meeting Zord Staff in a flash of metallic sparks as the saber cuts into the staff. Jason backs off, somewhat worried then charges again. Heero's Zero system kicks in, Heero deciding Jason's fate in a second. He turns off the beam saber and grabs his rifle, flying up into the air as he charges the rifle to maximum capacity. Jason converts his Zord into it's red dragon mode as he takes to the air, Heero following as he aims his rifle at the dragon zord. Heero aims, and fires, the blast enveloping the red dragon as it falls to the ground below in a shower of fire, sparks and electrical discharge. Round Three goes the Heero and the Gundams.

Round Four:
Tommy in his White Tiger Zord sees Jason fall and rushes to the aid of his comrade. Tommy looks up at the Wing Gundam and leaps to the attack. Out of no where the Epyon comes and knocks the pathetic Zord aside as the Epyon converts to the battloid form, and lands, heat rod extending, Zero system engaging.

Zechs: Kid, you must tell me something. Are you the enemy?

Tommy: What are you talking about man?

Zechs: Epyon says you are the enemy.

Tommy: What? Enemy? You're the enemy! I'm just a pretty boy teenager with an attitude.

Zechs: ...Close enough...

Epyon flies foward towards the fallen tiger, heat rod whipping out and wrapping around one of the legs, and yanks it up. The Zord flies into the air under the strength of the Gundam, but manages to swipe the Epyon with its claws and send the Epyon crashing into the ground.

Zechs: This isn't over yet kid...

Zechs engages the Tiger again, the Epyon lifting the Zord up with its sheer physical strength and slams it down into the ground again on its back.

Zechs: This is the way of the soldier. Never give up! Never surrender!

Tommy: Man what the hell are you talking about?

Zechs: Shut up and take it like a man punk.

Tommy's Zord finally succumbs to the massive beating and falls silent, Epyon disengages and steps back. Jason in the Red Dragon Zord regains conciousness and radio's Zordon

Jason: Zordon! We need help! We're getting out asses kicked out here and we already summoned the Zords!

Zordon: Oh SHUT UP! I mean damn you whine alot! Jesus Christ! I'm a disembodied head and I don't bitch this much! Just shut up man okay? You're killing my high! *sounds of whispering in the background* Yeah..you're right Alpha...maybe those guys will kick the Rangers' asses...should have hired those kids anyway...at least they got balls..and some decent looking clothes...

Jason: Zordon! What are you saying?

Zordon: Didn't I already tell you to shut up? Now go away! Thats it! Fuck the contract, I'm outta here! *transmission abruptly shuts off*

Jason: ....Oh shit...

Round Four goes to Zechs Marquis and the Gundams.

The Rangers resolve to make the fight a fair one on one melee as Zack engages the other black mecha known as Deathscythe. The Lion Thunderzord roars its fury as it races towards the Deathscythe. Duo looks at his radar screen and watches with eagerness as the Lion approaches. Zack glances at his sensor screen, only to find it black as he looks up and finds the Deathscythe gone.

Zack: Huh? Where'd it go?

Zack looks up in time to see the green thermal scythe decend on the top of the Lion Zord and cut through in one swipe. Inside the cockpit of the Zord sparks fly, circuts sizzle and crack and tiny explosions ensure. Zach manages to swipe at the Gundam a few times to no avail, the Deathscythe is simply to quick for the smaller shitty mecha. The Zord is summeriarily dismissed as it's hurled across the canyon by the Deathscythe. Round Five goes to Duo and the Gundams...jeez...kinda onesided here aint it?

Round Six:
This is between Quatre and Billy. Billy moves his unicorn into play as Quatre begs him to leave now. Billy ignores his pleas and engages anyway. A second later the unicorn is dehorned as a heated scimatar blade slashes through it with practiced ease.

Quatre: Come on Sandrock, we can at least be merciful about this...

Billy: Merciful my ass! You're gonna die.

Quatre blinks and looks at Billy through the com system: Ya know...why is it that no one ever freaking listens to me? Is it because I'm so little? Is it because my Gundam isn't as cool as the others? Well ya know what! I'm tired of this shit!!! I'm tired of everyone dumping on me!!! THIS ENDS RIGHT NOW!!!!

Quatre charges the unicorn, downslashing with the blades, cutting deep into the unicorn's armored hull, explosions rocking it as it tilts on its side. Sandrock picks up the Zord and punches the face a few times before placing the scimitars back into the shield for storage and drawing the huge uzi. Billy looks up, face bloodied from the impact of the explosions and whimpers. Quatre unloads a Gundam sized clip of rounds into the undercarriage of the Unicorn, then throws it to the ground with disgust.

Quatre: Wufei was right...fighting such weaklings doesn't satisfy me...

The rest of the Gundam pilots are silent at Quatre's outburst...crickets chirp, breathing is echoed in the silence.

Duo: ....So....who pissed in his cornflakes this morning?

Round Six goes to one very pissed off Quatre and the Gundams.

Round Seven:
Round seven places Kimberly in her Firebird Zord vs Trowa in his Heavyarms Custom. Kimberly flies overhead shooting out little missles or whatever it is that the Firebird shoots at Heavyarms. Heavyarms just sits there as Trowa targets his enemy. He leans forward, closer to the screen as his hair is inavertiantly pushed up and out from over his right eye. Trowa blinks for a second impressed with himself.

Trowa: Wow...so this is what they call depth perception...

Trowa regains his senses and with his new found perception targets the Firebird and unloads every single one of his missles into the helpless Zord. Kimberly freefalls to the ground, never having stood a chance. Round Seven goes to the now 20/20 visioned Trowa Barton and the Gundams.

Round Eight:
Wufei is left to engage the Griffin Zord. He scowls at the knowledge that it's a woman.

Wufei: Why do I always get stuck fighting women? They're so weak...and unfullfilling.

Trini: Shadup! I can fight!

Wufei: Oh go learn your place woman and learn to cook!

Alton launces the dragon heads towards the Griffin Zord, the Zord barely moving aside of a firey death. The dragons retract as Wufei ignites his Beam Trident and flies towards the Griffin. In a few quick slashes and swipes its all over.

Wufei: Weak...and so unfullfilling...

Round Eight goes to Mr. Justice Rant himself, Wufei and the Gundams.